So, Coldplay destroys music and relationships.
These types of stories just prove my point about the false belief that humans were meant to stay with one person their entire lives. I don’t believe in marriage. However, if you are foolish enough to get into one, then at least commit to that flawed concept. Don’t cheat on your spouse. Get a divorce if you want to dip your wick into other honey dips, or have your honey dip licked and dipped by different people. You owe your spouse at least that dignity. To me, it's an outdated concept to believe you can stay with someone for your entire life. People change, and they don’t take that into account
I love the gall of the human resources chief and the CEO banging each other, even though they’re both married to other
people. The whole point of having an HR department is to avoid these sorts of relationship things. It shows the hypocrisy of these big companies.
It is such a Gen X thing to get caught by Coldplay. Of all the whitest bands to get caught by, this one takes the cake. I love the delayed reaction when they realized they were on the Jumbotron. Way to call attention to yourselves by jumping down and hiding or turning away. At this point, put your name on it and take it in. If you were willing to cheat, take it all in.
To coin a phrase from a crazy clown, “You get what you fucking deserve.”
Enjoy the divorce papers in that post-nut afterglow.